Be the showroom the serious buyers still drive to.
Independent KBB showrooms across the UK. We rebuild your enquiry response and reactivate every old enquiry in your CRM. Live in 14 days. Done for you. £1,500 setup + £1,000/month. Three founder-pricing slots open.
If you run an independent KBB showroom, this is probably you right now:
- Web form enquiries replied to Monday lunchtime that came in Friday at 6pm.
- Instagram DMs you've been meaning to read since Tuesday — three are now four days old.
- 18 months of enquiries on a spreadsheet someone started, that nobody's touched since.
- £400/month from an agency two years ago that did nothing. Houzz Pro renewal next month. Your daughter, nephew or designer saying "we need to do TikTok".
If any of that's you — that's the leak. Three serious-buyer enquiries this month went somewhere else because nobody picked them up in time.
Three Saturdays from now:
- Every web form, Instagram DM, Facebook message, and Google profile message is acknowledged inside 60 seconds — automatically — and a real reply lands within 10 minutes during office hours.
- Three design consultations booked, two deposits taken, one referral from a customer you closed in 2022.
- One dashboard tab opens at 8am Monday. Green / amber / red. No spreadsheets. No "did anyone reply to that one?".
- And quietly — at 5pm — you drive home thinking we are not losing.
14 days. Four moves. Done for you, not with you.
We test your web form, your Instagram, your Facebook and your Google profile from a real customer's perspective. You get a 1-page PDF and a 90-second Loom showing where the leaks are — so you can see the problem before you trust us with the fix.
Every enquiry channel gets centralised into one pipeline. Every buyer gets an auto-acknowledge inside 60 seconds and a real reply inside 10 minutes during office hours — so the serious buyer never gets to a chain showroom before they get to you.
We pull your last 12 months of dead enquiries, segment them by kitchen, bedroom and bathroom, and send a personalised reactivation message with a real reason to come back — so the £8,000 enquiry that went cold in March can still close in May.
One URL, opened on a phone in 5 seconds. Enquiries this week, average response time, appointments booked, follow-ups pending — so you spend Monday morning on the showroom floor, not in a spreadsheet.
We're new. So we're being upfront about that.
Clyde Reply launched in April 2026. We're doing our first three showrooms at founder pricing — £1,500 setup + £1,000/month for three months — because the case study is worth more than the margin.
What you get from being one of the three
- £500 off the standard setup fee, locked for life.
- Direct access to the founder, not a junior account manager.
- The setup fee back if day 14 isn't delivered.
What we get
- A real case study with real numbers from a real UK showroom.
- The right to put your name on the wall — only if it works.
Questions you'd ask if we were sat in your showroom
I've been burned by agencies before. £400/month for nothing. What's different?
The setup fee is held until day 14. If the response system, the reactivation, and the dashboard aren't all live and working by then, you don't pay it. Most agencies take the money up front and chase results after. We do it the other way round.
We're not really an "AI" type of business. Is this an AI thing?
AI is the engine room, not the showroom. You'll never see "AI" on a customer-facing thing. What you'll see is replies landing inside 10 minutes, every day, in a real person-shaped voice. Whether the draft is written by us or by a model is irrelevant — only the reply quality matters, and you approve every template before it goes live.
My daughter or designer handles social. How does this work with them?
They run the front of house — the posts, the photos, the engagement. We run the back of house — the reply pipeline, the response SLA, the reactivation, the reporting. They get a cleaner workflow, not a smaller role.
What if it doesn't work for my showroom?
Two things. First — if day 14 isn't delivered, no setup fee. Second — month-to-month after that. Cancel any time, keep the response system, keep the dashboard. We don't believe in contracts that trap people.
Where are you based, and how does delivery work?
Lenzie, just outside Glasgow. The work is fully remote — Loom walkthroughs for every milestone, a weekly 20-minute Zoom review, and one shared dashboard you can open on your phone. If you're a Greater Glasgow showroom and you'd rather meet in person for the kickoff, that's on offer too.
How fast can we start?
Audit kicks off the day the deposit clears. Response system live within 7 days of that. Dashboard within 14. Three slots open at founder pricing — first come, first booked.
Three slots at founder pricing. UK independent KBB only.
Send the name of your showroom and the best contact for you. The audit lands in 48 hours, no obligation either way.